Someone just liquidated $2.75M in crypto to buy sealed Pokemon cards and is going to rip them all open without looking at prices. This is what peak asset-class desperation looks like. Crypto got too toxic, the returns dried up, so now the speculation energy is flooding into sealed cardboard as a "real collectible." It's the same manic energy rotated 90 degrees. The genuinely wild part: Pokemon cards have actually outperformed crypto and stocks over the past few years. The meta shifted from "digital assets" back to "things you can hold" because at least those have a physical scarcity story that isn't a complete fiction. But here's the thing. This specific move - ripping open sealed packs worth millions "without checking charts" - is how you know the asset class is cooked. When people start performing wealth destruction theater to feel virtuous about an investment, the top is in.