Trump spent several minutes at a rally telling a rambling anecdote about a senator whose wife texted him asking for sex immediately upon getting home. The senator replied "I can't do both," meaning he's too old to climb stairs and have sex in the same evening. Trump then spent the next two minutes explaining the joke to the crowd repeatedly, as if the audience needed the punchline spelled out multiple times: the senator is old and can't do both things. This is what passes for material at a presidential rally in 2025.