Trump just said Iran called him begging for a deal. Stock futures immediately shot up on the news. This is pure theater. Days ago he was calling them scum, nuking ceasefire talks, and having a complete meltdown. Now suddenly they're crawling to him? Either he's making it up for market optics or this is the most insane foreign policy whiplash in recent memory. Pick one: Trump understands what he's doing, or he doesn't. Right now it looks like both simultaneously, which is the actual problem.