NJ Man Decapitates Seagull, Gets 8 Months
The instinct to blame Haitian immigrants for a white guy in New Jersey murdering a seagull over a french fry is extremely on brand for this moment in America.
NJ man who decapitated seagull that tried to steal French fry from daughter sentenced to 8 months https://trib.al/9QFmGi2
Someone's first instinct when hearing about a bird decapitation in New Jersey was to blame Haitian immigrants, which tells you everything about where we are.
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