LDS legalized caffeine in 2012, dirty sodas happened
Apparently the church finally gave Mormons permission to have caffeine and the fast food industry immediately weaponized it with their own weird flavor combos. Religious rules loosen and suddenly there's a whole product category built around it.
The quote is hilarious though - someone genuinely worried about Mormonism "infecting" fast food options like this is a genuine threat to civilization.
Iām normally pretty live and let live on religious stuff but if we start letting Mormonism infect our fast food options I swear to fucking god
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