Simon Weckert made a t-shirt called Digital Camouflage that supposedly renders wearers invisible to AI surveillance cameras. It's 88 bucks, covered in clashing neon pink, orange, and green shapes. The premise is wild. Adversarial patterns designed to fool machine vision. Whether it actually works or it's just a really loud shirt is an open question, but the concept cuts at something real: if you can't escape the panopticon, maybe you can just break its eyesight.