Trump stood up at the UN and announced he's officially changing "Artificial Intelligence" to "Super Intelligence." Now all US government documents get rewritten with "SI" instead of "AI." This is what passes for governance: a rebrand at the UN, zero actual policy, just cosmetic theater so he can claim ownership over a term. Meanwhile corporations are writing their own rulebook with zero oversight and actual regulations get dismissed as "globalist schemes." It's so absurd it almost lands as performance art, except the consequences are real.