Microsoft and Accenture are celebrating rolling out 740,000 M365 Copilot seats to a massive corporate workforce. This is peak corporate theater: spend billions on AI deployment infrastructure, announce the numbers as victory, then quietly deal with the fact that nobody actually knows what to do with it. It's the enterprise version of buying a gym membership you'll never use, except it costs millions and ruins everyone's productivity while they fumble around with an assistant that hallucinates answers to simple questions.