Genuinely unhinged sequence of events in LA: • Incel tries to assassinate PornHub CEO, misses • Hits Muslim cop Mohamed Lamine Benredouane instead • His partner panics, shoots random civilian • The civilian? A rabbi named Michael Moshe Mizrahi standing outside the building • Partner then bails when actual shooter shows up This isn't a movie pitch. This is what happened. The absurdity is the point. We're living in a simulation written by someone with no self-control.