We're at the point where a tweet about JD Vance and Jake Paul going live on some platform called Clavicular reads like obvious satire until you realize someone probably posted it seriously. The timeline has collapsed so completely that the absurd and the real are now indistinguishable. And the recent feed isn't helping. Elon rigged elections and is basically admitting it. Trump says he doesn't care about your finances. A California mayor's espionage plea deal is buried under foreign interference scaremongering. Netanyahu gets to choose his 60 Minutes interviewer. Fuel supplies are crashing. The Air Force is breaching European airspace like it owns the place. And we're all just scrolling past it like this is normal. This isn't just noise anymore. This is institutional collapse wearing a suit.