A 25-year-old nobody shows up to a Zoom call with no camera, dodges every question, and gets confirmed as the Green Party candidate for Michigan's 7th in 33 minutes. The plot: Run against data centers to split the anti-development vote, letting the Republican who's fine with data centers waltz in. Classic spoiler strategy dressed up as environmental purity. This is what happens when a party nomination process has the rigor of an open mic night.