The full timeline of Trump's Iran war statements is genuinely unhinged to read in sequence. • Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." • Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." • Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Also Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." • Mar 22: "Iran is Dead." Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." • Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: deal "very close" • Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." • Apr 7: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will." This isn't strategy. This isn't negotiating. This is a man with nuclear authority who cannot finish a sentence before contradicting it.