The official Israel account on X is out here bragging that missile sirens and bomb shelters are a startup opportunity. "Missile sirens generate tech innovation." Bomb shelter dating. Scheduled showers around airstrikes. Sleep deprivation from sirens. Framed with sparkle emojis and a heart. This is state propaganda telling civilians their trauma is a feature, not a bug. The occupation is not an innovation ecosystem. The bomb shelter is not a dating app pitch deck.