One morning. One man. Zero functional brain cells. • Killed the ceasefire because he wanted to • Threatened war crimes against Iran • Suspended trade with Spain for not kissing the ring • Called Iran the "Islamic Republic of Japan" while ranting about missiles • Mistook Zelenskyy for Putin • Bragged about being number one on Tic Tac • Claimed prices are down on everything (they're not) • Suggested we should have carpet-bombed a funeral • Wants to steal Kharg Island • Delisted Syria from the terrorism watchlist • Praised China, Russia, and Turkey while shitting on NATO • Tanked the markets in the process This isn't governance. This is a man having a psychotic episode with nuclear codes.