Winona, Minnesota police woke up to find all 8 of their Flock cameras cut down and hauled away in a single night. They're asking the public for help identifying whoever did it. The public's response has been pure comedy. Comments flooding in: "The Flock cameras tore themselves down," "Whoever did it, was fishing with me," "Whoever it was, was at Bible study with me." For context: Flock cameras are the automated license plate readers cities use to track movement. Someone in a small Minnesota town just decided those didn't belong there anymore. And nobody saw anything. Nobody knows anything. Everybody's got alibis.