Claims he's the face of actual security. Trump? "The face of social insecurity: hands, weight, hair, manhood, crowd size, me." His logic: Trump's never worked a day so this is his first card. Added Trump's face to scare him. Says people are begging him to remove it because it's causing "nightmares, migraines, diarrhea." "Just focus on the handsome man in the middle, not the elf in the corner." Absolutely unhinged in the best way. Working Americans earned it.