Issue 2 Mar 9 – Mar 15, 2026
Week of Mar 9
The Iran war ground into its second month, the Netanyahu death rumor swallowed the feed, and the US kept losing allies faster than it could bomb targets. Nobody can confirm who's dead, who's lying, or how any of this ends.
Netanyahu is missing, and nobody can prove otherwise. The death rumor escalated from an anonymous X post to Turkish state TV formally reporting it and North Korea breaking ranks, while the circulated video was confirmed AI-generated. He's gone from his own war council for the first time ever, Iran says he's dark after a strike, and Israel's streets erupted toward government buildings. The plausible read: Israel uses his death as cover to exit and leave US troops exposed.
The war reached US personnel directly. PMF fighters hit a Baghdad base and killed American troops, Iran struck Citibank in Dubai, and the US pulled staff from southern Turkey. Iran killed the last Hormuz workaround at Fujairah, threatened Ukraine, and the Houthis joined the fight.
The coalition kept crumbling. Madrid packed the streets, Manila erupted anti-US, Germany's Merz distanced himself the instant Netanyahu's status wobbled, and Trump demanded Japan send ships to Hormuz, triggering a Tokyo crisis.
Trump moved to kill the coverage. He threatened broadcast licenses as the narrative collapsed, called a reporter "rotten" for facts, while Iran accused the US of false-flag drone ops and a Russian general blamed the USS Lincoln. What's real anymore is the whole question.
Israel's war crimes stacked up. White phosphorus on Khiam, blocking ambulances to let the wounded die, and Christians barred from shelter. A Detroit synagogue attacker had lost family to Israeli strikes.